1. Patient: Please doctor, you must help me, I think I'm losing my memory.
Doctor: Is that so? For how long have you had this problem?
Patient: What Problem?
2. A man ran into a doctor's office and said, "Doctor, doctor, you've got to help me. I feel like a deck of cards!"
The doctor replied, "Please sit down and I'll deal with you later."
A day later another man ran into the same doctor yelling, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!"
"Come on," said the Doc, "Just pull yourself together man."
3. Why do office receptionists have to keep their tempers?
So that they don't lose their patients.